(1) "96% completion. We're sorry, this survey is already full."
Oh well, fair enough, I guess. It happens. Suspiciously often.
(2) "Thank you for trying to participate in the survey, but it appears your interview has been completed."
What? When? No, I'd remember this one. I've not done this one. Look, we have records.
(3) "Survey reminder! Now worth 5 more points than the last time we invited you, and 10 more points than the time before that!"
Ye-es, but 2 days ago it already said it was full, even though I clicked within a minute of the email arriving.
4) "88% completion. Question unanswered. Please try again."
I'd love to, but when I scroll down to find the last question on the page, nothing new appears. Just white blank unfilled in space. And then the previous questions get messed up. Serves me right for not buying a bigger monitor, I suppose.
(5) "We're sorry, it appears another device is preventing your webcam from working."
What webcam? Why do I suddenly need a webcam? What other device? My Kindle is charging. Is my Kindle pretending to be a webcam? And why do you even want to see me? My facial expressions will give nothing away.

Sometimes I wonder why I bother.