Did you not see the competition before Briskem?? Believe it or not there are over 38,000 members but not many participate in the forum, sadly....I wonder if we could have a forum promotional recruitment drive could we??

maybe they just dont know the forums exist ???

are we allowed to tell jokes on here? ..just to make new people join in?

No jokes but lots of pics and discussions about Lizzie's boobs.

No jokes!!!??? But you must allow the Top Cat (Briskem) at least one joke a day! Please............ ;¬)

Top Cat!!! Top Cat!!! If that is a cat then I am a warthog. For a start which end are we looking at?? There is only one top cat around here, the original, outstanding, super terrestrial Ginger Tom, ie ME.
Baggy

stand aside baggy your about to be usurped!! hehehe

Hold on folks, surely I am the top cat, the King.
Yes Briskem1 you can tell jokes on this site and it is something I used to do on a regular basis, until both parents became ill and now I have to spend a lot of time with them, I just dont get the free time to put up jokes. FOR NOW>

so sorry about your family illness , its nice to see that someone still cares about their parents xxx stay well my friend xx puurrrs from the cat! xxx

I have to concede that George is the king of the swingers, and the jungle and Baggy is his second lieutenant, but Baggy, we really need your ginger tom back again, come on, those aardvarks are so hard on the eyes.....purr, purr, please bring them back....then I might consider the return of my mammary.....

And George's jokes are totally unbeatable, briskem, so go on try, but I bet you might not manage quite that standard.....still, we all need a laugh in the current difficult economic climate.

OK. It will be done after the weekend, as I am boating before the hurricane strikes. Simba has had a bad time, and I wish him well, but the lion is not King of the jungle. Anyone ever seen a lion in a jungle? King of the Savannah, perhaps, but tigers like jungles, lions like the open spaces. Anyway, back to another point, if briskem1 is a cat, which end of the beast, I repeat, are we looking at? Ho Ho!
Baggy

Here we go Briskem1, see how many follow this one.

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Well I thought it was side splitting.

I do like your blonde jokes, but only because I am not....

I AM I often tell others ( Usually men ! ) I am Blond Not Braindead .Have to admit its sometimes useful when they think you are a complete idiot , especially when playing online poker ( for fun not money )

How come you have smileys, Tracey....I am jealous!

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.

All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.

When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says "not yet."

A little later they ask to see the baby again.

Again the mother says "not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

And they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "because I forgot where I put it."

just do this LizzieAnn :-) without the hyphen for :-P for ;-)

Tracey I am totally lost now. Unless it is a straight forward pic you press on to get smiley I am lost. Im getting old and will never remember how and what to do.
RICHARD, can you not make life easier for us oldies please.

I will give it a try then....
:-) has it worked?

:-P

that is what I was doing Tracey, no joy!!

just put in the ; ) side by side leave out the -

Funny enough i didn't think the forum existed, but after finding it today i just can't help but stay in it

so glad you found us Terence....we sometimes leave a trail of breadcrumbs but then only the birds find us....