A burgaler breaks into a house and was looking for loot when he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you". The burglar shrugged it off and kept rumaging for loot. A few minutes later again he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you", this time he started to panic but kept going. For a third time he heard "Jesus is watching you", at this point he came across a parrot in a cage. Burgalar says to parrot "Whats your name?"

"Moses" says the parrot

"What kind of folk call a parrot Moses?" askes the burgaler.

"The kind of folk that call a rottweiler Jesus" says the parrot.