Isn't that spooky, John...I was just about to post how much we all missed him!! It is awfully quiet on the joke front, isn't it....go on where's yours?!

here's mine!!, when God made little boys,
he made them out of string,
he found he had a bit to much,so he left a little thing !

When God made little girls,
he made them out of lace,
he found he didn't have enough,
so he left a little space!

Return of the George
wa wa wa

I was travelling nortbound on the crowded Picadilly line when the tube came to an abrupt halt causing a young lady to fall right on my lap.
Is this cockfosters she asked.
No i replied its mine

I am blushing, you guys, is there no joke out there which is not rude?????

No point if it's not rude!

IM BACK. Arrived back at Newcastle airport at 06.20 this morning. My heart sank as the pilot told us it was only 7% C outside and I had left 31% C only a few hours earlier. I was freezing waiting for my sister to pick me up, especially as I had real thin summer clothes on.
Had a first class time and not glad to be back. So I am going to have a bit of a nap due to jet lag and then I will start and catch up on whatever needs a comment, so this may take me a day or two to get back into the full swing of things.

lazy b*gger heheh! but that reminds me does anyone remember 'fullswing' lemonade ,it was always sold in chippies?

nice to see you back George!

Great to see you home, George, we missed you. Now the male contingent are going to get their own back on us girls, I bet....you wait...you are not really a match for us, you know!!

I want a full report on the hotel, the service, and the women....not necessarily in that order....typed and on this site by Sunday, after you have recovered fully from jet lag.

Just to cheer you up in case you thought it was too cold, there have been flurries of snow in the Cairngorms less than thirty miles from where I live, so you are lucky!!!