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	By: 006.5 Date: 18 Oct 2011 4:06 PM A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began pestering him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"
	LizzieAnn About me: I love surveys! You can't tell from reading any of my posts, though, can you?! I am a full time worker with two children and a full time house husband, are you jealous? Why I like surveys: They are fun, interesting and lucrative, not to mention the fact that they can lead to amazing things! By: LizzieAnnDate: 18 Oct 2011 4:14 PM Nice one, George...of the quality we have come to expect from you, my friend!
	briskem1 About me: I'm a cat ! Why I like surveys: if i win my slave can buy me tuna! By: briskem1Date: 18 Oct 2011 4:17 PM not bad! hehehe hey where's your scary pic?
	Ros By: RosDate: 18 Oct 2011 6:24 PM HE HE
	spiderwebber8 About me: I am female have 2 lovely kids and a partner plus a cheeky dog Why I like surveys: There intriging, different each time gives you something to thing about, its good to express your views and voice your opinions from time to time By: spiderwebber8Date: 19 Oct 2011 9:37 AM Ha! Ha! top joke =o
	spiderwebber8 About me: I am female have 2 lovely kids and a partner plus a cheeky dog Why I like surveys: There intriging, different each time gives you something to thing about, its good to express your views and voice your opinions from time to time By: spiderwebber8Date: 19 Oct 2011 9:38 AM ooh scary piccy george, i need one quick.
	Baggy By: BaggyDate: 19 Oct 2011 10:53 AM Good joke Simba. Glad to see you now have an Avatar more in line with how I have imagined you look. There is a similar story about a man who is a keen diver. He has bought all the most expensive equipment, even to a pad and pencil on which you can write underwater. One day during a deep dive he comes across a man in the water about 60 feet down. The man has no equipment, no breathing apparatus or anything. Amazed, he writes on his pad, "How on earth can you swim at this depth, without any diving gear"? The man takes the pad and writes back, "I am drowning". Baggy
	006.5 By: 006.5Date: 19 Oct 2011 10:59 AM Bit soggy that baggy
	LizzieAnn About me: I love surveys! You can't tell from reading any of my posts, though, can you?! I am a full time worker with two children and a full time house husband, are you jealous? Why I like surveys: They are fun, interesting and lucrative, not to mention the fact that they can lead to amazing things! By: LizzieAnnDate: 19 Oct 2011 1:45 PM Nice one Baggy....and George, I never imagined you would look so scary at this time of year...must be the cold!!
	006.5 By: 006.5Date: 19 Oct 2011 1:52 PM I have shriveled up with the cold since returning from holiday and it is affecting my extremely good looks. Only the thought of your 38HHs keep me feeling warm. Bet that goes for Baggy and us other full blooded males.
	LizzieAnn About me: I love surveys! You can't tell from reading any of my posts, though, can you?! I am a full time worker with two children and a full time house husband, are you jealous? Why I like surveys: They are fun, interesting and lucrative, not to mention the fact that they can lead to amazing things! By: LizzieAnnDate: 19 Oct 2011 4:01 PM aw, nice to know you don't love me for my personality, thanks!!
	006.5 By: 006.5Date: 19 Oct 2011 6:19 PM LizzieAnn, you know I adore you for the person you are, even though we have not met, your chest is just an added bonus to the jackpot you are.
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