so why am i laughing?
By: briskem1
Date: 19 Oct 2011 10:43 AM

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him." The neighbour was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

Tracey Harman
By: Tracey HarmanDate: 20 Oct 2011 10:44 AM

Aww lol. Reminds me of my brother also called Tim when he was a toddler he'd sit out in the garden for hours , one day he was sat by the flower border and all we could hear was ' you my bruvver I love you ' and then a gagging choking sound , on investigation Tim was up to his elbows in soil digging for worms, each time he found one he'd say 'your my bruvver and I love you , then promptly pop it in his mouth and swallow...That's where the gagging choking sound came from ...ewwwwwwww reminds me of the song .
Nobody likes me
Every body hates me
Sitting in the garden eating worms .

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