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Senior health care solution !
By: briskem1
Date: 26 Oct 2011 11:44 AM

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?

My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP’s and 2 Ministers – not necessarily dead!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?
crusty
About me: I am 62, retired and have never married. I live in a little cottage in the Yorkshire Dales with my presant cat Sarah.
Why I like surveys: Apart from my relatives considering me to be an opinionated old whatsit,they give something to do and the cash helps with the cat treats.
By: crustyDate: 26 Oct 2011 12:18 PM

you didn't mention that while you are in prison you could write a book and also sell the film rights thus making loads of money.Also as they will not allow you to stay in prison very long due to over crowding you will get out after 2 years and be able to live a good life on all the money you have made!!

006.5
By: 006.5Date: 26 Oct 2011 12:18 PM

I love it. But, can I have a whole magazine of bullets as being a serial killer I may get porridge.

Looby
By: LoobyDate: 26 Oct 2011 1:12 PM

Hey and you can also get an apprenticeship and learn a trade, which is more or less impossible now if your not a criminal!!

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