If this makes you smile ,you've made my day! xx
By: briskem1
Date: 21 Nov 2011 4:08 PM

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat but..When she fell downstairs last night I thought it was the end credits from Eastenders !! hehehe

Fikinz
By: FikinzDate: 21 Nov 2011 4:44 PM

Ha, ha, the old ones are the best ;)

spiderwebber8
About me: I am female have 2 lovely kids and a partner plus a cheeky dog
Why I like surveys: There intriging, different each time gives you something to thing about, its good to express your views and voice your opinions from time to time
By: spiderwebber8Date: 21 Nov 2011 4:46 PM

lol tut! tut! naughty briskem1

Baggy
By: BaggyDate: 22 Nov 2011 7:07 AM

Briskem your humour makes my day so keep them coming. Your Avatar looks as if he or she could be my twin.
Baggy

006.5
By: 006.5Date: 22 Nov 2011 1:48 PM

It was Christmas Eve in at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.

In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.'

Baggy
By: BaggyDate: 22 Nov 2011 4:37 PM

A very posh English lady enters a butchers shop in Glasgow. After having a look around she asks the butcher if he has an English pigs head. He says "Sorry madam, but we only have Scottish pigs heads". She looks very upset and says "Oh Dear, I really wanted an English one". The butcher says, " No Problem". He calls his assistant over and says, "Here Jimmy, the lady wants an English pigs head so away oot the back and take the brains oot o' this one".

Baggy

briskem1
About me: I'm a cat !
Why I like surveys: if i win my slave can buy me tuna!
By: briskem1Date: 22 Nov 2011 4:39 PM

bad cat baggy!!

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